Tuesday, January 4, 2011

10 Reasons Why Smackdown vs Raw 2011 Is The Worst Wrestling Game Ever

Seriously, I'm getting kind of tired of all of this talk about how Smackdown vs Raw 2011 is so great.

Here are 10 reasons why it sucks, THQ hates its fans, and it is clearly just a cynical, pointless cash grab.

10. Zack Ryder has no entrance attire! WAY TO PAY ATTENTION TO DETAILS, THQ.

9. What kind of 2011 video game doesn't have Hulk Hogan and Doink the Clown in it?

8. Broken foreign objects disappear after use? What is this, the N64?

7. What kind of complete roster is this supposed to be, without Rosa Mendes?

6. Why does John Cena and Rey Mysterio have a Road To Wrestlemania, instead of Superstars that people actually LIKE, like Daniel Bryan and CM Punk.

5. No Bra & Panties Match.

4. Needs more special matches like the Casket Match, Buried Alive Match, Ambulance Match and Last Ride Match.

3. Christian's forward strike should be a Front Kick 3, not a Front Kick 2, you morons! PAY ATTENTION.

2. Every wrestler should have their own, unique, fully voiced and animated year long story mode.

And the #1 reason why Smackdown vs Raw 2011 is the worst wrestling game ever...

1. I can't delete the entire roster and fill the game with 100 cooler wrestlers like my friend Jim and my e-fed guy from back in the day, Buzzsaw McCray.